Really. I know, because a New York Magazine info-article for Sub-Zero's new Pro 48 behemoth says so, and directs you to a shop where this marvel can be yours for only $14,936. So what if it costs more than some cars? Nobody ever promised that kitchen design solutions would be achieved without sacrifice.
It's not a conspiracy. You can buy a refrigerator in just about any size you want. If you shop online at Best Buy (www.bestbuy.com) you can find compact refrigerators starting from 1.7 cu. ft. Buy one, if you don't feel the need to stock up against the next visitation of inclement weather or hungry teenagers.
Of course the compact refrigerator doesn't really do anything except keep things cold, and it makes no statements about your lifestyle, packrat tendencies, fondness for leftovers or late-night snacking habits. It will not serve you water, ice or other beverages through front-of-the-unit dispensers. It does not have a sophisticated "temperature management system" available in some models, and cannot provide the Ingredient Care Center which one of Best Buy's 27.8 cu. ft. models promises. You would be the best judge of whether you require kitchen appliances capable of babysitting your condiments and vegetables, naturally.
If you want a fashion statement, ice water on tap, food nanny and diet-snitch (some refrigerators are equipped with alarms to sound when the door is open), you're going to have to pay a penalty in space, money and an alarming increase in your monthly electricity bill. I don't know that it's worth taking out a second mortgage just to have all this convenience and living-system chic, but I'm willing to be persuaded. I checked out the website of the Sub-Zero Company, which is the Cadillac of the keeping-stuff-cool manufacturers. You can do the same thing....they're at www.subzero.com. But let me just tell you a few of the things I learned:
This is no mere refrigerator maker. Sub-Zero designs and builds the world's premier preservation appliances. Take that, Frigidaire! Sub-Zero was founded in 1943 by Westye F. Bakke, a Madison WI businessman who had "a keen ability to anticipate post-WWII refrigeration needs. (It's historic. It's patriotic. It's a weird name.) Sub-Zero's early cachet depended on its revolutionary built-in refrigerators, which "changed the future in kitchen design by fitting within surrounding counter and cabinet space." (Before this revolution, we had that problem with refrigerators who just would try elbowing the surrounding counters out of the way.) Sub-Zero continues to dominate the Preservation Appliance field because they offer "innovative, aesthetically appealing and technologically advanced solutions to meet virtually any home refrigeration need." Gosh, all this plus the keep the six-pack cold. Sub-Zero invites you to "browse our entire line of preservation products," but I headed straight for the top, and found the page about their marvelous new Pro 48 Refrigeration. Sure enough, it is a marvel. The product description for the Pro 48 Integrated Refrigerator is almost poetic:
"Born of 100% steel (and a good bit of bravado), the Pro 48 is a true masterpiece of preservation. Its sculpted metal, dual refrigeration and advanced controls marry performance and design in a bold new way."
So the choice is up to you. You can buy a dinky, boring little compact refrigerator which does almost nothing except refrigerate, or you can join hands with forward-thinking lifestyle revolutionaries and march boldly into the future.
Or you can buy nothing at all, and just eat out.